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Gunderson Dettmer Wins War for Hellers Money Laundering Practice

Gunderson Dettmer Wins War for Hellers Money Laundering Practice

By Evil, September 29, 2009 in

EvilEsq has received confirmation that Gunderson Dettmer Stough Villeneuve Franklin & Hachigian LLP won the bidding war for Heller Ehrman’s money laundering practice. Cooley Godward Kronish LLP was the first looser in the “heated” battle which we suspect took place in the “executive conference facilities of the Ritz.” But neither Marcia Hatch (a/k/a Marsha Hatch, Marsha Bruggeman, Marcia Bruggeman) or her criminal defense attorney, Miles Ehrlich returned the calls we didn’t place.

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650, 649, 648,…639 Lawyer Law Firm 4 Sale

By Evil, September 29, 2009 in

We’re an international law firm headquartered in San Francisco with offices in Silicon Valley, Hong Kong, Seattle, Los Angeles, Anchorage, Singapore (near the equator), Washington, D.C., San Diego, New York City, Madison, Wisconsin, Bejing (where the Olympics were held), London (where the next Olympics are going to be held), and Shangahi (China I think).

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The Putative are Pissed

By EvilEsq, August 19, 2009 in

Evil Esquire Bar Association “investigators” have come into possession of a leaked letter from Blum Collins LLP Esquire Craig M. Collins to Minnie Loo of the Office of the United States “Trustee” regarding “Heller Ehrman LLP, United States Bankruptcy Court Case No. 08-32514.

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Creditors think Heller Insolvent as Early as 2007

By EvilEsq, August 18, 2009 in

Heller Ehrman’s creditors committee apparently believes the firm was insolvent as early as 2007 and therefore, $24 million contributed to the firm’s pension plan during that year would be subject to fraudulent transfer claims they’ve filed. See Creditors Go After Heller Pension Fund. The implications for ex-HellerVerminites of course is fewer bucks in the pension plan.

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Shady Profit Allocations at Heller Ehrman?

By EvilEsq, August 17, 2009 in

Unsecured creditors of our favorite “brain” dead law firm, Heller Ehrman are alledging the firm distributed $9 million to “shareholders” in excess of the firm’s 2007 profits. The nine million was alledgedly used to induce rainmaking partners to remain with the firm. See: Ex-Heller Chair Denies That Partners Were Paid $9M in Phony Profits. Matt Larabee, Heller’s former Chairman of course denies these acqusations but apparently didn’t elucidate as to who the firm will attempt to pin this on. The accountants perhaps? They’re alawys a good target.

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Ramsey Ehrlich Advisers to Justice Evaders: Episode 0,000,003

By agent41, April 24, 2009 in

Newz from the People’s Republic of Berkeley– 17.7 square miles surrounded by semi-reality– and the firm of Ramsey Ehrlich, “Advisers to Justice Evaders” where we understand Miles Ehrlich has a new client– Scott E. Cavell, age 27 of Sacramento. Cavell was indicted, March 12, 2009 along with co-conspirator Christopher J. Warren, age 26, of Folsom, by a Federal Grand Jury for $7 million fraud, money laundering and identity theft scheme.

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Judge to Heller: Dig In Your Own Pockets

By Evil, January 30, 2009 in

The Judge handling Heller Ehrman’s bankruptcy has apparently denied Heller’s shareholder’s motion to pay the firm’s malpractice insurance premium. We’re stunned there’s someone in the judicial system they haven’t corrupted. And of course amused that instead of digging into the creditor’s pockets for cash to pay the premium Heller Shareholders will just have to dig into their own.

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